Carb Carnival - Low Carb Diet Foods

Consumers Talk Of Low Carb Diet Foods

As a consumer, a prospective dieter, you want the straight scoop.

This is why you are here. It is why we are talking about dieting and specifically, the low carb diet foods. More accurately, it is why these people are talking and not us. Below, you will read the words of low carb diet food experts. The only kind of quote unquote experts you should trust. The people just like you. They were fat and now most of them are not. They are from different walks of life. Some are more annoying than others. But regardless, they all have one thing in common. Insider carb knowledge!

Do not pass judgments on those who enjoy low carb diet foods until you hear them out!

Dieters sound off on low carb diet foods

"All the kids in the neighborhood like to call me a MILF. They think I cannot hear or that I do not know what it means but believe me, I do. I am hip to the slang, yo. Word. Personally I find it flattering that my teenage son's friends find me so attractive. You want to know how I attained MILF status? With MALCDF. That's massive amounts of low carb diet foods to those of you out there who are acronym challenged. By cutting down on my carbs I have been able to keep weight off and stay lean. I also exercise a lot which helps. I like to remind my son Tom and his friends of this fact by walking around really sweaty and in tight workout clothes for a long time afterward. You may think I am nuts for putting this idea in their impressionable minds but I am proud of my body. I am also proud to show off the low carb food that I eat. So do not hate the player. Hate the game." -- Karen, 44

"Yo, I have gots to get me some of that low carb grub so that I can hit Tom's mom!" -- Jim, 16